okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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