i think my mom watched the whole time
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
