I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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