these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it glows. i had to have it.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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