Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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