you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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