I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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