shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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