Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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