Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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