I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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