Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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