So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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