Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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