Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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