i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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