I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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