the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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