How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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