I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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