i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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