If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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