The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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