brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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