Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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