8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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