Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
zippers are such a cool invention
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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