Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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