I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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