i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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