11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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