I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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