This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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