Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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