Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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