awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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