That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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