bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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