right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
PANTIES FOUND
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
