Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
