My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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