this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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