I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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