idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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