You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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