the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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