I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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