dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i will never coherently bang her
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
