im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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