So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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