quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Randomize
