Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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