I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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