So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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